statutory gape

Looking at or being attracted to someone underage

Dude. look at that chick! She is smokin' hot!
Bro, she's like 12, wtf? Statutory gape much?

by twotimes May 10, 2010

Statutory Rape

Someone eighteen or over having sexual intercourse with someone under the age of sixteen. Some people say it's pedofelia, others disagree.

Joe's gf is 14 and he's 18. If her mom finds out there fucking she can have him charged with statutory rape!

by Koree Jeslin April 18, 2006

statto

A non-derogatory term used to refer to a statistician

My database is FUCKED! Statto! any chance of a hand to fix it?

by Barelystanding December 18, 2004

statutory wuss

A girl whose age would bring about a statutory rape charge if any man were to fornicate with her.

Man, Dave's 13 year-old daughter is some statutory wuss I'd goto jail for!

by JCS Bricks August 19, 2004

Statutory construction

The process by which you testify and build your truth self evident. Be careful because the court of public opinion is always open and everything you say can and will be used against you.

I was only trying to build an honest statement and convicted myself of building statutory construction without a building permit. Only lies are allowed without a building permit. The cost of the permit is everything you have.

by Spiritual-Master December 20, 2021

jacob statorious

A Little shit who makes stupid lip-synching videos and bites his lip flexes shit he doesn't have

Molly: yeah hey do you know who Jacob Statorious is

Brian: don't bring that little prick up ever again

by Brhtszch June 2, 2016

Stanton

A small town in Orange County, California known for motels, meth heads, and bums. The more north you go down highway 39 the shittier it gets.

DRIVING THRU RALLY'S IN ANAHEIM

Me: Dad, there's so many Tweakers here, where are we?
Dad: Son, we're in Stanton
Me: Stanton? This is more like Zombieland almost!!

by Raven Cristophl June 5, 2020