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statutory rape

One dope head to another about thier buddy who is trashed: Whoa dude! Look at Larry on the Venus de Milo.

Second dope head: Yeah dude I think that's statutory rape.
by imacop41 September 15, 2009
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Statuterrific

An adjective to describe the appearance of a minor (or person otherwise under the age of consent) that is highly attractive.

A single word which sums up a sentence similar to: "She looks terrific.. but it would count as statutory rape."
Dude, have you seen Brian's little sister? She's totally statuterrific!
by Wickedosity January 13, 2008
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Statutory

Cool, tight, awesome, baller, sweet. Can be shortened to “statch”. Super statch.
Oh man that’s statutory bro! That’s super statch!
by Bosanova December 21, 2020
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Social Stature

A word used when one person's embarrassing actions are found to be bringing down the social status of the surrounding group

Also know as " social statch"
Jared laughed far to loud and long at a comedy gig, then I whispered "Jared...! Social stature"
by Model.Citizen May 22, 2021
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statutory ape

Term used to characterize an oppressive majority, set of standards, or other oppressive mainstream institution.

The term was coined by writers Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea in 1975 through the persona of Markoff Chaney, a midget struggling to understand and destroy society's oppressive managerial hierarchy in one of the books of the duo's "Illuminatus! Trilogy."

The relevant passage of the term's context is as follows:

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The Midget, whose name was Markoff Chaney, was no relative of the famous Chaneys of Hollywood, but people did keep making jokes about that. It was bad enough to be, by the standards of the gigantic and stupid majority, a freak; how much worse to be so named as to remind these big oversized clods of the cinema's two most famous portrayers of monstro-freaks; by the time the Midget was fifteen, he had built up a detestation for ordinary mankind that dwarfed (he hated that word) the relative misanthropies of Paul of Tarsus, Clement of Alexandria, Swift of Dublin and even Robert Putney Drake. Revenge, for sure, he would have. He would have revenge...

Damn the science of mathematics itself, the line, the square, the average, the whole measurable world that pronounced him a bizarre random factor. Once and for all, beyond fantasy, in the depth of his soul he declared war on the "statutory ape," on law and order, on predictability, on negative entropy. He would be a random factor in every equation; from this day forward, unto death, it would be civil war: the Midget versus the Digits....
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(n.) "For well over a year, those black kids fought the statutory ape, but to no avail--they ended up getting convicted for crimes they didn't commit."

(adv.) "I got rejected by the NBA again. Apparently geriatrics are automatically disqualified. It's statutory ape, I tell you."
by Siegfried Zaga May 24, 2005
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Statutoralicious

A young woman, or man, who looks extremely attractive, while at the same time being obviously underage.
Dang son, that 16 year old is so statutoralicious I think I need a minute to regroup!!
by Rico Weaver June 16, 2008
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STATUTARIUS

pronounced(statchitarius) akin to the word Statutory, as in sex with a minor. also Sagittarius, The Archer
November 23 to December 21. A person need not be born in the month of November or December to acquire such a title.
R. Kelly sings up some good R&B. Too bad he's a Statutarius.
Good ol' Father Flaherty, I remember being in the kindygarted and him making me kneel with my pecker in the snow because he wanted a cold one!! He's such a "statutarius".
by IFILLALLHOLES December 28, 2007
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