Jason Statham

When an actor is talking with a woman or notices a woman, CUT-SCENE to railing out the woman with 80's rock blaring in the background.

dude! you totally jason statham'd that chick last night! Do you even remember her name?

by DadDick1 July 24, 2015

Statia

Someone who is very interested in the word around them, likes to enjoy new things, and is a creative person. But they don't shoulder responsibility well. The things that interests them in the moment are most important. They are very attractive. People like them for their free spirit.

That girl was such a Statia, she was crazy but fun!

by Allytria January 25, 2010

stathacopolous

An all knowing God that is masterful at everything and adored by all of his woman. usually 6'3" and very confident in his swag.

That guy is such a Stathacopolous.

by dr. Swaggatron December 1, 2014

sathian

A curry muncher

Joseph - Boy that kid over there sure is a Sathian.

Kyle - Agreed

by Psuedonym69 October 10, 2017

Jason Statham

An English actor. He is in Snatch, Fast and Furious and other movies.

Jason Statham is an actor

by Bees Wasps March 31, 2021

statham

When someone becomes their fourteen year old self again, characterised by activities such as forming a band to write songs about how depressed you are, hanging out at the skatepark and posting Facebook statuses which show how deep and misunderstood you are.

"His girlfriend broke up with him and now the poor guy's doing a statham"

by WhatIsHiphop July 16, 2013

United statian

Some thing fucking idiots say, usually people who don’t want to offend anyone.

Joe: Bill where were you born?
Bill: The United States of America.
Joe: so your a United statian.
Bill: ....what?

by Martha stewartson June 8, 2018