stonism

When a person gets stoned and the rate of using the words"ehhh" "yarr" "whatttt" "gahhhh" "blahhh" "noooooo" suddenly accelerate.

His stonism has been developing over the past few years.

by jamjamy December 14, 2010

Theistic Satanism

Theistic Satanism is the most popular and common form of Satanism. This type of Satanism is not what is portrayed like in today's world. These Satanists(as well as all other variants of Satanism) are not evil, don't kill or commit any crimes. Satanists work their entire lives on being more spiritual and more in-tune with the earth. Theistic Satanist know that Satan (sometimes referred to as Enki as well as a few other names) and the Gods/Demons to be real beings. Through rituals and meditation, Theistic Satanists work to awaken energy in their body called the Kudalini Spirit, once this has awoken, the individual has reached godhead and will become a Demon/God after death. This practice takes a long time to achieve, taking more than one life, which means one most go through many lives to achieve godhead.

I am dedicated Theistic Satanist, and proud.

Theistic Satanism is a wonderful lifestyle full of self fulfillment.

by AnarchyStocking July 16, 2011

Stanislovaitis

Volleyballing 6-4 lanky beast.
Likes to bro it up wit some d-bags and gives free hand jobs.
Dominates school while still ballin hard.

Check out Stanislovaitis dominating the court.

Stanislovaitis is a fucking rapist.

by Ole Gunner November 1, 2010

stanimoy

an australian version of stamina sang by ours truly sia

demis mom has some real stanimoy

by stanimoy September 7, 2021

satanism

Satanism is very different from the worshipping of the Christian Satan, or demons. It's an atheistic philosophy of life, celebrating man's carnal instincts, and not to supress your indulgences. Anton Szandor LaVey was the first person to give this way of living a life, and he chose Satanism. If Satanism has nothing to do with the Devil or demons, why does it have the word Satan in it? Satan is a symbol for indulgence, for what other people perceive as "evil". We believe that man is God, so birthdays are the most important of the Satanic holidays. The other Satanic holidays are the Solstices, and Walpurgisnacht (Hallow's Eve). The symbol of Satanism is the pentagram, with the head of Baphomet in it. There are nine Satanic statements, and eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth. The Satanic Bible was released in 1966, written by LaVey. It contains the books of Satan, Lucifer, Belial, and others. As well, it contains the Thirteen Keys, translated by LaVey himself. So, in short, forget what people tell you about Satanism. It's not doing drugs, killing children, or sacrificing animals, it's a celebration of indulgence and man's body.

"dude, you worship the Devil!"
"no, I practice Satanism"
"same thing!"
"go read the Satanic Bible, you ignorant wretch of a human being"

by Satanic_Wrath November 17, 2006

Stanislava

Curly cute lady from Bulgaria, bad temper, nice smile!

Hey Stanislava, I miss you.

by Desislavna February 3, 2010

StanSmirnoff

This term originated on the site bustabit. It is used to describe a person whom when tasked with an objective pussies out and runs away. An insult which is more harsh than just simply just calling them a pussy.

A wealthy man feeling charitable hands a bum $100 at the roulette table to place all on black with promise of an additional $200 to keep if lost. The bum begins to weep and walks away with the $100. He's a stansmirnoff.

by Shilro September 6, 2020