Sylvester Stallone

Sylvester Stallone (Born Michael Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone; July 6, 1946) is John Rambo.

He's also Rocky Balboa.

Fun facts about Stallone:

-Despite being an old man himself, Stallone still has a living parent as of this writing; Jacqueline Frances Labofish Stallone (Born November 30, 1921)
-Stallone is a huge supporter of gun control, despite the fact that...he's Rambo. Duh.

-His somewhat deformed face stems from many complications during his birth.

Sylvester Stallone is badass

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 14, 2020

Stallone It

Looking something up because of how impossible or absurd it sounds.

The name comes from the Sylvester Stallone story of how he sold his dog for $150 in desperation, because he was flat broke and needed funds to pursue getting his Rocky screen play purchased and getting the lead role in the movie. After he got the script sold, he re-purchased the dog from the guy he sold it to for $15,000 and had to cast the guy in Rocky as part of the deal.

So the story goes...

Is it true? Stallone it to find out

by Burney Crew September 7, 2012

Bearded Stallone

When a guy slaps his (non-shaved) balls against a woman's chin repeatedly, like her chin is practicing on a punching bag

"She went to suck on my 'nads but I gave her a Bearded Stallone instead. Her chin was all Rocky Balboa!"

by Wife Training & Future Pat April 14, 2009

Stalloned

When an individual has become so intoxicated, usually with a combination of alcohol and marijuana, that they begin to resemble Sylvester Stallone in speech and appearance.

Symptoms include: slurred speech, being exceedingly difficult to understand, and drooping of lower lip or eyelids giving the impression of partial face paralysis.

Onlooker:"Hey everybody, Joel is Stalloned!"

Joel: "Meh.... Dawhy is duuuhbeer guh duh dere?..... Yo Adrian... uuuuh... beer"

by ThaMoxie February 18, 2010

Salonee

She is quite the oie, she enjoys making people laugh, when put with another Oie, they aren't good at conference calling. Very random and awesome person :)

My dearest Salonee is an oie !

by SHINSHIN February 3, 2009

sylvester stallone

Sexy...Fit... Gorgeous... Meooooowwweeeeee!!!!!!!

Sylvester stallone is fit ad fuk !!!!

by josieknight May 2, 2006

Stalloned

To get stoned alone, getting high with oneself.

My buddies went home early so I popped "Grandma's Boy" into the DVD player and got stalloned.

by Loose Mortar March 23, 2011