Stale Bed

When you've spent so much time in bed trying to fall asleep, that you've just lost all ability or interest in sleeping.
examples:

"Man I had wicked stale bed last night and I'm so tired..."
"My dad's all grumpy today cause his bed got stale"
"Dude you look horrible, did you get stale bedded last night?"
by Invasian June 12, 2009
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Stale Wind

A noun for an old smelling fart as if it was stored all day, in a meeting perhaps, then suddenly expelled for relief.
Hey Rob! Catch a waft of this stale wind!
by HombredLizard7 October 05, 2016
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stale porn

The porn that is left open on your phone the next day after you have already watched and masterbated to it
Eww man I needed to use your phone for Google and all that I saw was stale porn
by Mathewbrizuela January 29, 2014
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Stale Sausage

An errection that may also have an unusual crusty look to it or a displeasing smell thus displaying similar traits to a sausage that has passed its expiration date.
Man: Fancy a ride on my stale sausage?
Woman: Christ no! God knows what I'll catch with that thing.
by WackyZ The P December 14, 2009
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stale farts

a fart that doesn't leave it's position, meaning it stays in its original x and y fart coordinates and has unmatched smell strength properties compared to regular farts.
(farts in room)
(10 minutes later)
yo dis smell aint goin away bro, u got sum stale farts up in this bitch
by pseudoderp June 13, 2014
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stale green

a traffic light that has been green for a long while so you know any second it is going to turn yellow so be ready
better get ready to slow down, that's a stale green light
by Woody Thomas June 03, 2007
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Stale Legs

Man, Chris is can't keep up. He's stale legs.
by Seth Sekhem February 10, 2011
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