When you've spent so much time in bed trying to fall asleep, that you've just lost all ability or interest in sleeping.
examples:
"Man I had wicked stale bed last night and I'm so tired..."
"My dad's all grumpy today cause his bed got stale"
"Dude you look horrible, did you get stale bedded last night?"
"Man I had wicked stale bed last night and I'm so tired..."
"My dad's all grumpy today cause his bed got stale"
"Dude you look horrible, did you get stale bedded last night?"
by Invasian June 12, 2009
A noun for an old smelling fart as if it was stored all day, in a meeting perhaps, then suddenly expelled for relief.
by HombredLizard7 October 05, 2016
The porn that is left open on your phone the next day after you have already watched and masterbated to it
by Mathewbrizuela January 29, 2014
An errection that may also have an unusual crusty look to it or a displeasing smell thus displaying similar traits to a sausage that has passed its expiration date.
by WackyZ The P December 14, 2009
a fart that doesn't leave it's position, meaning it stays in its original x and y fart coordinates and has unmatched smell strength properties compared to regular farts.
(farts in room)
(10 minutes later)
yo dis smell aint goin away bro, u got sum stale farts up in this bitch
(10 minutes later)
yo dis smell aint goin away bro, u got sum stale farts up in this bitch
by pseudoderp June 13, 2014
a traffic light that has been green for a long while so you know any second it is going to turn yellow so be ready
by Woody Thomas June 03, 2007
by Seth Sekhem February 10, 2011