Stainable

Adjective. A person is attractive enough to warrant printing out a copy of their picture, masturbating to it, and in spraying it with ejaculate stain the image beyond all recognition. In rare cases the individual being stained may be so stainable that the ruined pictures are gathered, proffesionally bound, and kept for sunday afternoon parousing.

Oh my god, check out the snoods on that bitch over there.

Jesus christ, she's stainable!

by Zithers November 22, 2009

shailab

Scrawny casanova piece of shit. has no respect at all for women but a good friend for guys. Has the ability to bring out an emily rose in young, teenage girls.

Don't pull a shailab (Meaning don't make girls feel bad)

by jklifff September 17, 2011

stalag 13

a building, usually the office or school, where you feel emprisoned. comes from the show "Hogan's Heroes".

Joe: Back to school next week
Jane: Ya, back to ol' stalag 13

by sal345435 September 15, 2008

Protein Stalactite

n. refers to the mass of seminal fluid suspended from the gullet of a fellatio-performing sexual partner post ejaculation; may also refer to a drippy creampie.

When I was done with Harry's mom, she was left smiling, garnishing a protein stalactite.

by Captain Willie December 14, 2008

steilacoom

a town that is 100% better than Dupont but not near as cool as Lakewood and Tacoma..

all the dupont residents think that they are the shit because they have all these stores n fast food joints

when lakewood has all of those two times over!

"Man dupont is the shit, fuck steilacoom"

"Fuck dupont, lakewood/tacoma is where its at. 253 all day!!"

"We have a jack in the box and dominos and quiznos and stuff"

"we have 3 jack in the boxes in lakewood alone and 10 pizza places that are better than dominos, as well as a quiznos..."

by that nig that is tiiight January 16, 2008

stalagshite

a fecal structure that forms in port-a-potties and out-houses from repeated defecation where feces deposits pile in a mound like formation that extends upward resembling geologic stalagmite formations formed in limestone caves extending upward from the cave floor.

Pete "Dude! Did you see the stalagshite in the backcountry out-house?!"

Nick "Oh my gosh, dude! The stalagshite was only inches away from touching my junk!"

by joseman25 March 23, 2009

stalagmite

The act of ruining a joke, or being not funny. (To replace the awkward silence after someone kills a joke).

After Pat tried to add on to a joke with a dumb comment, instead leaving an awkward silence we said to him "Stalagmite". (Which indicates all are in consensus that he is done talking and should stop before he looks even more dumb)

by The origional Pat May 14, 2006