stale fish

Masturbating without the use of visual aids such as porn videos or mags. Just by using the good old imagination.

O fuck, the powers out. Gonna have to stale fish it.

by Beebix April 4, 2006

stale dale

One who sleeps with multiple women without washing his cock.
Or the name of the soiled cock.

I gave Linda the stale dale.

by TFW August 26, 2007

stale tortilla

The smell of ur balls sticking to ur leg.

James, i totally had stale tortilla today, when i smelled my hand after touching my balls.

by poop-dick jr. July 1, 2011

Let's not let this pie go stale

A saying used to illuminate the issue of letting pie go stale. Pie is used as a noun in this form, and refers to a conversation held by close friends. When someone says "Let's not let this pie go stale, they are saying in fact that they do not want this conversation to get boring.

Abby: ....
Bob: .....
Joe: I'm bored of this pie....
Karen:.....
Abby: ...come on people
Abby: Let's not let this pie go stale!

by Kodiak The Bear May 26, 2009

stale face

-_____-

1- someone kills a joke; they get the stale face
2- someone says something stupid; they get the stale face

by marsean June 5, 2010

Stale

When something is old, no longer relevant and/or over used.

"Omg did you hear about what Janice did to Veronica?!?!"

"Oh girl I've been hip... that shit is stale"

by Kaitlynstarshaw December 30, 2016

stale dorito

When you cum on the top of your foot and kick her in the pussy.

She said she was hungry so I whipped her up a stale dorito.

by MylesDeep August 5, 2017