Slimy Squirtle

A gooey blue turd that occurs after drinking an excessive, maybe hospitalizing amount of blue gatorade

Cooper - “Just got out of the hospital and finally the slimy squirtle came out!”
Michael Jordan - “that’s great news buddy”

by isaachatestonyramsay December 13, 2019

Reverse Squirtle

When you jizz up your own or someone elses nose.

Duuudeee, I totally gave Colin a Reverse Squirtle last night and he sneezed it out!

by GypsyEyes666 September 2, 2020

squirtle

a young species of pokemon that can only prematurley ejaculate, but as they evolve they will be able to squirt their pokejizz further.

the gansta muthafukn squirtle evolved into a blastoise and shot his pokesperm in the charzards face. super effective cumshot!

by nevrsay nigg*r October 18, 2011

Squirtle

The cutest pokemon by far. Also can be used to describe a guy who is absolutely perfect in every way. Can merge with pikachu to form squikachu, which is the epitome of awesomeness.

OMG HAI SQUIRTLE!!!!!!!

by dancingmaniac2 March 1, 2010

Squirtle

A faggy little turtle that jizzes in his pocket & shits on charmanders tail thus destroying it now & FOREVER!!!!!

Erik "FUCK ITS SQUIRTLE"
Dan "Yeah he totally shits on charmander"
Erik "Thus destroying him?"
Henry "Si señor im so tiredddddd"

by SquirtleRaper981 June 28, 2009

squirtle

Onomatopoeia: Sound made from blood rushing from a severe injury, such as a gunshot, sword slash, etc. This is generally accompanied by hand gestures showing origin and volume of blood spray proportionate to the severity of the injury.

The paladin screamed "For great justice!" He swung his sword, cutting the demon's head off. Squirtle! <hand gesture from the neck, heading away.>

by That guy, you know? October 19, 2011

squirtle

a guy who ejaculates slightly when aroused. Usually into his pocket.

a pokemon

during pocket pool his pocket was all moist, he's definately a squirtle.

by Ann ugamalooga April 13, 2004