squirveillance

The feeling that somewhere, somehow, a rodent is watching

I feel as if i am being squirveillanced 😳🤨

by anonymous June 29, 2021

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Squere

A square is a conservative, traditional person that avoids alcohol and is often seen as book-oriented. A squire is a person known to treat others well and be a person of good manners and intellect. A squere (pronounced the same as square) is that rare person who lies directly between squire and square, as symbolized by the letter 'e' occurring precisely between a and e. He is often looked at with hatred and jealousy and suffers many plot and coup attempts, but his close friends, family, and wife stick beside him because they know him to be a very reliable and faithful person. He does not promote bigotry and stands up against abusers at considerable risk to himself. He wins his battles though they may be long and drawn out when the winds of jealousy are strong.

What does 'SPB-9265' mean? It is Squere Prince Blake's birthday revealed to him and his wife by chance on a plate on the occasion of his victory after a wrongful arrest and detention when security guards violently carted him off and turned away the cashier who came to his aid. She gave him a temporary receipt and permission to retrieve his wallet from his car to complete his purchase. At first, he remarked on '9165' on a different plate. His wife, unimpressed, said she demanded exactness. Minutes later plate SPB-9265 appeared in front of them after parking blindly at Home Depot.

by tgifrydei June 2, 2023

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