Squeech

The noise a wedding ring makes when you take it off to cheat while on deployment.

Did you hear about SPC Squeech and that SSG?.

by CPL Danger Dan December 6, 2021

Squeechub

The release of hidden fat during long fits of laughter, most likely to occur during unpredicted scenes of funny intrusions.

"Dude, you're Squeechub is showing!"

by Gala The Lost March 20, 2023

Squeech

When a female or one who identifies as such performs an almost Super Human ability to Urinate in such a manor that no facility is needed. In fact while such persons are in upright position with one hand (Right or Left) proceeds to lift the clitoris vigorously in an up and down motion while urination is in progress dispersing like a sprinkler.

Hey can I use your bathroom?

It’s currently occupied friend . Sorry…
That’s ok homie I’ll step outback and take a squeech.

by Thundercunt#1 March 26, 2024

gym squeech

Describing a person or entity that; blames someone else for their short comings, gets away scot free from many infractions in both the workplace and in social situations. Someone who slips through the cracks. An analogy used for a situation like this originating from someone cutting in front of you in line in a gym class exercise.

Nick is a goddamn cocksucker and should stay on his own service counter to serve the customers. I am sick of doing his job for him and when the boss retires some day and Nick will have no one to look out for him, I hope that gym squeech will get whats coming to him.

by Crazy Mike666 November 24, 2007