A squaffle is an attempt to excrete methane gas out of the anal sphincter in secret. Upon being discovered, if the fart remains unclaimed by said squaffler, it is known as a squaffle.
An assumption that someone farted.
An assumption that someone farted.
Who squaffled?
Yeah I was with her last night and totally had a squaffle. She is still trying to figure out what that smell was.
Dude, I'm pretty sure my girl squaffled last night.
Yeah I was with her last night and totally had a squaffle. She is still trying to figure out what that smell was.
Dude, I'm pretty sure my girl squaffled last night.
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Get the Squaffle mug.in popular myth pie shop owners and bakers often telltheir young children scary stories of the pie man or more commonly known the squarefax.A Large squat fat person sometimes resembling the shape of a wheelie bin it speaks with an inbred slur, usually sighted scavenging for food, of which pies are its most preffered has been known to consume its own bodyweight of the chicken and mushroom variety, is not to be confused with the t,wasp a close relative almost exactly the same in every way except for colourful markings and a rectangular head as opposed to the perfect square of the squarefax.
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To turn a kiss on the cheek into a quick suction of the cheek, until it pops.
Derived from the word quaff, which is to drink something without mercy.
Derived from the word quaff, which is to drink something without mercy.
My wife was in the basement watching television when, all of a sudden, I jumped up on her for a squaff on her cheek and squaffed it till it popped.
by Red Jorickson November 10, 2007
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The combonation of a wigglesnarf, ( A person who sniffs bycicle seats after kids have been sittting on it for a while) and a snarfer ( who farts in the bathtub and attempts to eat the fart bubbles), and a quarfer ( who queefs in the bathtub and attempts to eat the queef bubbles)
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A game can be played among friends, when a squarefagadoo occurs, the first person to shout out squarefagadoo gets a point.
A game can be played among friends, when a squarefagadoo occurs, the first person to shout out squarefagadoo gets a point.
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