The word itself is a portmanteaux of Squirt and Midget, implying shortness of stature, but the scope is far greater. A squidget is a genuinely detestible person, usually obnoxious and overweight, with an intense, selfish greed. Generally annoying and one of the worst examples of humanity you can find. Often heard screaming "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when they don't get their way.
"No, I won't give you what you want, you stupid little squidget!"
"Man, you know that kid? What a fucking squidget."
"Man, you know that kid? What a fucking squidget."
by Jaggajack October 24, 2007
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Get the smidget mug.A small person. ie. small + midget = a smidget. Originated in a grade 8 class in Ajax Ontario from a boy named John to a particularly short girl named Nicole. The name stuck and eventually became somewhat of a nickname for her. It was also later used as a "camp name" 3 or 4 years later when she was a camp counsellor. Some times spelled "smidgette". It is also sometimes shortened to "smidgie".
"Our counsellor smidget, she really liked to fidget and we didn't know what to do" "Smidget, get in my backpack!"
by The Little Nicky July 24, 2008
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Teenager1: lol look! a squidget just came in. We better hurry up before he eats everything!
Teenager2: ROFL
Teenager1: lol look! a squidget just came in. We better hurry up before he eats everything!
Teenager2: ROFL
by President_Choob June 6, 2009
Get the squidget mug.nickname for a person the first name of Smith and is also very short for his or her age; has multiple other definitions; this definition originated in Southern Mississippi in a 6th grade science class in Hancock County Middle School
His nickname is Smidget.
by realsmidget86 February 24, 2011
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