Asian Dry Spank

When an Asian says "Be right back." on XBOX to go jerk off without using any lubrication. The Asian Dry Spank may also be followed by the excuse "I'm going to take a shower.". The Asian Dry Spank usually occurs once or twice a day and late at night, and lasts for a duration of about 5 to 10 minutes.

Ryan: Be right back, going to take a shower.
Me: Dude it's 5 a.m. you're going for an Asian Dry Spank.

by Alectric April 26, 2013

spank peep

A south side stalker who spanks it.

Get out the windex, the spank peep was back last night.

by spank peep November 6, 2007

spankee

One who receives a spanking (corporal punishment on the backside, for the morons who don't get it), either for discipline, or for sexual or emotional stimulation.

1. The Spanker/Spankee relationship is one of the most common forms of S&M roleplaying.

by Deucebeast January 27, 2006

Daddy Spankee

Daddy Spankee a highly toxic yet superfriendly streamer/personality.
Balanced in everyway from looks to personality this person doesn't seem fit to it name,
Also this is highly taken into consideration while creating his name.
From origin this name originated as a cute twist but grew up into a meme because of his own personality and look.
Uncensored and Unfiltered all the time.
Being supercharged by having ADD/ADHD+Being Latin-Caribbean is a vibrant way of mixture and it's never boring to be around him on or offline.
he love gamer-girls BTW.

Daddy Spankee why are you so toxic' how is telling the truth toxic'

by TwitchFanBase September 16, 2019

Spank Me

I’ve been very NAUGHTY, I NEED you to SPANK ME!

Put the Hand-Cuffs on Me. Pull My Pants and Panties Down. Pull Me across Your
Knees, Secure Me In Place, Lock Your Leg
Around Me. Grab that Big Old Wooden

Bath Brush, and paddle Me , very Hard

And very long because I Deserve It! Start
With HARD Slow Strikes, getting HARDER AND FASTER IN FLURRIES.. just to see Me
Dance..Set My ASS On FIRE. Don’t Stop before You Have Me Squirming and Wiggling and Begging You to Stop, Feet KICKING, PLEADING For MERCY, Telling You how SORRY I AM.. Crying REAL TEARS!
You BELIEVE ME ..BUT TELL ME THIS IS WHEN THE REAL PUNISHMENT BEGINS!
You Continue with Several More Sets of Flurries About Twenty in s Set Sixty or So.
You Announce that Part One is Over Now,
Go Stand in the Corner for Ten Minutes..
Part Two will begin Then.. and Your getting another Fifty bent over the Couch,
This Time with the LONG TAWSE!!

I’ve been very NAUGHTY, I NEED you to SPANK ME!

by Well Punished October 20, 2019

spankito suave

1- A Latino, typically (but not exclusively) of the Puerto Rican or Mexican persuasion, who greases his hair and tries very hard to be a gigolo. He will often take an oversized bottle of cologne and spray it at a fan on the highest setting, then stand before the cloud of overpowering fragrance. Other things he will do include unbuttoning his shirt halfway down so he has easy fondle-access to his chest hair, chew on toothpicks, speak in an exaggerated Spanish accent, and stuff his underwear with a rolled-up tube sock. He doesn't believe in being clean-shaven, nor will he be a nice or reliable companion to any women. Paradoxically, women like him anyway because they are stupid.

2- A generic Latin singer who straddles the line between Straight and Gay

3- Someone who likes to wankerbate on a regular basis

"If it wasn't for spankito suave over there, cologne manufacturers would go bankrupt."

"Ricky Martin is a spankito suave."

"Ese spankito suave le gusta JUGAR CON EL PNRZ."

by Batrastard July 5, 2003

spanknacious

Refers to a girl or woman with a look that invites a spanking, usually because she is so hot that it's almost unbearable, therefore the urge to crack her across her ass.

Man, those SLVWs are looking spanknacious tonight.

by Dave What A Guy November 15, 2006