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Smurph

A nickname that some people with the last name "murphy" use.

This is because, maybe that person has a good sense of humor, or just likes the smurfs. Or maybe theyve never even heard of the smurfs and just hated their last name (murphy, which is irish) and thought "how can i improve my last name" and then thought of the word smurph.

Smurph, and A smurf. Are obviously two totally different things. keep that in mind. Also, someone with the nickname; smurph -note the PH.. Not F. May be very offended if you spell their name with a F... As you may be implying they look like a smurf, but hey.. That might be a good thing.
Friend: "yo smurph, you comin' to the game this saturday?"
Smurph: "ill pass"
by LydiaaSmurph October 6, 2012
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slurpfish

Gave him the one two slurpfish
by WeLikeFornite88 January 27, 2021
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can slurper

One who makes annoying slurrrrrrping noises when they drink from a can.
That guy in the cubicle next to me is a total can slurper, I can hear him drinking that soda over my headphones. I could even hear him suckin up beers at the company picnic over the DJ.
by frankrizzoDE September 23, 2009
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Circle Slurp

A circle slurp is similar to a circle jerk. However, in a circle slurp the group of people can be male or female and they give and receive oral sex forming a human chain.
Bill- "Holy Shit! that was one fucking dirty circle slurp!"

Sandy- "Yah, my throat hurts!"
by sa6nd9y April 17, 2010
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Icelandic Slurpee

When you take both of her lips into your mouth and slurp hard, making a suctioning sound.
Thanks for driving me home! I owe you a BIG Icelandic Slurpee tomorrow after the concert!
by IcelandicSlurpee October 4, 2019
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Sucke sucke 360 slurpee

Man 1: yo that bitch just gave me the sucke sucke 360 slurpee that shit was fire
Man 2: that head game must be fire you made a whole combo name for it
by wizzman May 6, 2020
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Slurpee

A frozen drink sold at 7-eleven in many different flavors. Dispensed by machines that are broken most of the time.
Would you be wanting a slurpee with that?
by PiE! March 18, 2003
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