itchy scrotch

wen you have a itchy patch in ur nether region

wen u do this:
put ur hands dwn ur pants nd scratch

by Frazer May 13, 2004

scrotch

The act of mightily punching a man's balls after he has said something you (a) don't agree with or (b) find offensive. Generally it is done with a fist, but numerous other things are acceptable (i.e. foot, knee, snowball, etc.) Generally only done to people you have known for a reasonable length of time.

Logan: Sara would totally hit that!
Sara: Would not! That brings your total up to 18.
Alex: What total?
Sara: Well, I've only known him for a month or two, so I can't scrotch him yet. But when I know him well enough, he's getting it.
Alex: That's what she said.
(A scrotch ensued shortly after this.)

by A-Mazingness (and then some) March 27, 2009

Scrotch

When your buddy's nutsack is itchy and you scratch it for them. Can also be used when you scratch your own balls and ejaculate.

"Hey man, can you scrotch me really quick?"
"Yeah babe, I just scrotched."

by PhantomBird529 September 2, 2017

Scrotching

The act of scratching one's crotch in public

Gina, I made eye contact with Jerome while he was intensely scrotching. It was gross.

by eleveneleven1111 October 14, 2018

scrotch.

The verb to scratch a crotch. Either your own or someone elses.

"K, doooon't look. I have to scrotch...!"

by AlexAq May 17, 2019

Scrotch

A blend of the words "scratch" and "crotch." To scratch your crotch.

"I recently shaved my balls and now I have to scrotch."

by chezclayton December 7, 2022

SCROTCHULAR

a word people often look up

Announcer: spell scrotchular

competitor: i like to move rocks in my backyard to form offensive symbols

thats scrotchular

by Scrotchular January 29, 2023