Scronch

A cheesy substance found in the folds of an uncircumcised penis.

I had to break up with Dan, his junk was covered in scronch.

by Scronch hating Megan July 31, 2006

Spoonch

The only word that can possible describe the awesomeness that is the pain of stubbing your little toe.

(Stub Little Toe) "Oh Spoonch!"

by Gorgauthin February 25, 2009

SPONCH!

only the most wickedly amazingly bodaciously awesome zestiness that existence could be. (there will always be an exclamation following any form of this word, otherwise they are an uneducated posing homo.)

you've been sponched!

i love sponch!

all praise the sponch!

i will sponch the shit out of you!

by crispy wafer April 26, 2008

Sponch

To Sponch is to turn up to a house unannounced and clapped out, order enormous quantities of various foods on a food delivery service, consume throughout the day and then vanish. Leaving behind a trail of destruction including, but not limited to, dirty dishes, garbage and horror.

"Did you see Fenny on the weekend?" "yeah he Sponched everywhere."

"F*ck me what a Giant Sponch."

"God damn Sponch"

by Sponchlord July 13, 2020

scronch

To grab a woman's breasts from the outer side and squeeze them together toward the middle, ie, pushing inward from the outside, so that they are tightly squeezed together.

I scronched Sherri's tits together and gave her the titty-fucking of a lifetime!!!

by Autodonk April 28, 2009

scronch

A term used to describe a ginger person. Usually considered as an insult. Offensive in some countries.

"Oh my god look at that scronch!"
"Shut up scronch, your opinion counts for nothing"
"Now listen son, I dont care about your sexuality, whatever makes you happy, but if you marry a scronch I swear I will disown you and you will no longer be considered part of the family"

by Katie the Scronch March 4, 2005

Sponch

Punching a female in the lady parts. Otherwise known as snatch punching

Jordan just sponched Kayleigh

by SwiTch 1911 May 31, 2011