sprog log

When someone consumes copious amounts of seaman via their anus that their next stool is majority seaman.

Mel: I have been taking it up the backdoor so much lately im shitting nothing but sprog logs.

by Adzey_jenno July 2, 2016

sprog muncher

someone who is known to eat the penis and swallow sperm

david, you're such a sprog muncher

by aagg April 9, 2008

sprog bog

whilst in the act of anal sex, the person penetrating releases themselves into another's arsehole. Once the penetrator has completed his sexual conquest, the penetratie defecates, creating a sprog bog.

The Jonas brothers were all attempted sprog bogs.

by honkyjoejoe May 31, 2015

bog n' sprog

The act of masturbating whilst having a shit at the same time.

I went into the toilet straight after Patty the other day, all the toilet paper was gone, he must have had a bog n' sprog.

by KinksKPW August 13, 2009

Sprog flume

noun

Vagina

Daddy, why were you and Mummy making so much noise last night?

Ah don’t you worry Son, Daddy was just having a go on the sprog flume

by Tominator May 21, 2023

Sprog

a self proclaimed progressive that puts there progressive beliefs through a “filter” resulting in a watered down “filtered” version of a progressive agenda. for example “medicare for all who want it” is a sprog position.

sprog is a combination of the words “sponge” and “prog” (sponges, both the object and the animals are things that filter and change things)

destiny is by far the most annoying fucking sprog there is

by progressivenoa March 9, 2023

sprog watch

(n) Maternity or paternity leave, watching the sprog (child).

Oliver: "I'd have to run it by Ian first."

Tracy: "Ian? Why? He'll be off on off sprog watch."
Dialogue from "The Archers" episode on BBC4 radio on 10 September 2019.

by TexasListener September 12, 2019