spoodge face

what your dad call's your mum after his annual blow job...

jim's mum is a total spoodge face

by Mookieandnorbert March 30, 2009

splodge

A phsycotic child that appears to be very annoying.

That child is very splodge.

by soloon April 29, 2015

splodgewangler

description of a person who is beneath contempt, and who does not merit the use of a really good swear word

he is a total splodgewangler

by 4candles November 9, 2009

Splodge

A small, wet mass of any sort, or the onomatapeic word for the noise it makes. Also a shortened form of Sploodge.

That paint fell from the ceiling and landed with a splodge.

If you're going to buttfuck me at least clean up your Splodge.

by Testes_tony July 19, 2003

Splodgey

A Term Used to Describe The Texture Of a Wet, Soggy surface.

Me: EWW!!! Danny D! You've got Splodgey Stuff on your shoe!

Danny D: I know!!! It's shit!

by DeathStorm™ June 1, 2009

sprogette

Female of sprog, used as a term of endearment not insult.

Addressing a young girl.

"Come on sprogette, time for your dinner."

by stargems1 July 11, 2014

Splodger Dodger

dodging a flying poo

dodging a flying poo

austin is a profesinall splodger dodger

by unyeetable July 20, 2022