Skip to main content

Scripting

In fifa when you feel as though you have no control of the game no matter what you do. Like the game result has already been written or in this game scripted.
Person 2 is winning 2-0 in the 80th min of a fifa game.

Person 1 "How many shots have you had this game?"

Person 2 "2"

Person 1 "I've had 11 with 3 crossbars and a post this half!"

Person 2 "U mad bro?"

Person 1 "Nah EA is just scripting again"

other examples of scripting are when your opponent scored 45th or 90th minute goals, or when you miss sweaty goals or other usual guarantee goals.
by lighting15 January 11, 2013
mugGet the Scripting mug.

3D Printing

The use of additive manufacturing to produce 3D models. Despite popular belief that this technology is useless. It is expanding quite rapidly

Ex. Previous cost- over 2000 dollars current cost- under 800 dollars

This technology will soon take over the world MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

I have no clue why I wrote this, I just got triggered my another untrue definition :/
mugGet the 3D Printing mug.

Printing Press

A niche one-person sex machine that distinctly resembles an old fashioned printing press.

There is a mechanical dildo which is inserted in a locomotive fashion into the vagina, anus or other orifice of the receiver. Simultaneously, there are paint rollers that move back and forth over the breasts or pectoral muscles of the subject and they are then lowered onto the paper where the ink/paint transfers to the paper. The printing on the paper happens in a 1 to 2 ratio - once for every two insertions of the dildo.
"I spent 15 minutes on the printing press last night....best orgasms I have ever had!"
by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017
mugGet the Printing Press mug.

Check splitting dominance

The edge gained by ordering lots of drinks, every course and the most expensive items on the menu when you know the restaurant bill is to be shared...
Carl successfully achieved check splitting dominance when he moved to order the lobster entree right after ordering his third drink.
by sheila in the car May 8, 2011
mugGet the Check splitting dominance mug.

sponting

A tribal dance involving twerking and pterodactyl screams.

Often a mating ritual seen in clubs
Ew gross man, what are you doing?!
Chill bro, I'm sponting for that chick over there.
by Steve Irwin the third June 5, 2014
mugGet the sponting mug.

spitting water

'spitting water' is what your cock does after you have ejaculated so many times either through so much sex or lots of masturbation ,it just comes out like water with no thickness or colour.
man my dick is sore ,i was tossing off to porn on youjizz for hours ,in the end i came so many times i was Spitting water.
by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015
mugGet the spitting water mug.

sphinxing

Verb.

When a cat lays on its belly with front legs outstretched and head up looking forward, striking a pose resembling The Great Sphinx of Giza
"Awww, look at whiskers sphinxing over there on the couch. She looks so majestic. "
by mcnathan January 24, 2017
mugGet the sphinxing mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email