spreech

The rare condition of when someone attempts to talk but halfway through end up screeching like a little bitch

He started to spreech when Satan bent him over the table and stuck his dick in his ass

by sunshin3 February 10, 2014

SPENCH

TO EJACULATE SEMEN. shooting CUM shooting sperm. Erupting JIZZ. Popping off after sex. Shooting spack on something. Orgasming after some hot fucking.

Lisa was being a bitch in bed, so I pulled out and SPENCHED on her face.

by Mark Kosobucki April 13, 2008

Spench

To pass time in a highly unformfortable, or painful way.

Can't go out Thursday. I'll be spenching the night away on that English essay.

Lunch break was spenched when SHE came to sit at our table.

Go on! Spench all your time with him!

by For a man of his age... March 31, 2011

ich spreche kein Englisch

I don't speak English in German.

Example:

*In Germany*

person 1: How do I get to the bus station?

person 2: Ich spreche kein Englisch

person 1: uses Google Translate: "wie komme ich zur Bahnhof?"

person 2: jetzt müssen Sie gerade aus, und wenn Sie das Museum sehe, dann gehen Sie rechts und die Bahnhof ist auf der rechten Seite.

by Duo23 October 2, 2021

sprechin

Talking

Were you sprechin to that fine chic over there?

by Medani June 23, 2003

Spench

A hybrid of the Spanish and French languages, usually used in a joking sense between people that take French or Spanish as a class in high school.

Guy: hey don’t you take Spench
Girl: im sorry, what?
Guy: yeah, you know, spanish-french? Ah forget it.

by Vinman7122 October 29, 2017

strenched

A girl whos vagina is stretched and drenched

Yo im telling you man she was strenched

by Bigmike115 November 4, 2017