Spooned my own tits

When one has fallen foul to a simple mistake of their own making, to great consequence.

Oh no, I just gave away my last can of spam and now I have none! I have really Spooned my own tits.

by Mon-Yat October 2, 2018

shooted

It's "Shot" not "Shooted" idiot.

You were not shooted at, you were shot at.

by SirGaff May 7, 2018

spotted

the word spotted stands for when your hole is palpitating and leaking because of someone.

Matt: Shut up bozo.
Deven: Omg u make me so spotted.....

by purrrrrrdspotted June 8, 2021

spotted

When you message someone via your choice of social media, and they've read your message but do absolutely nothing with their social media for an extremely long time.

Bob: Hello, Jim!
Jim: *reads the message but does not respond to Bob and supposedly does not interact in any other way on that social media*
Bob: Man, I hate getting spotted by Jim...

by ThoughtsDeeperThanCuts December 3, 2014

spooned

to engage in sexual actions while the other partner is asleep

"he/she got spooned last night"

by a b00b May 29, 2004

spooled

Hooking a fish that takes off, pulling all the line on your reel.

He was big 'un. So big that he spooled me, and broke the line.

by Scrivener July 5, 2006

enemy spotted

When you dress up and roll play as the FPS game known as CS:GO and have spotted an enemy.

Terrorist one: Enemy Spotted
Terrorist two: Roger That

by Humpty Your Rumpty June 15, 2016