snoodle tube

snoodl toob(z)
(n) Any device by which two heterosexual men may engage in mutual penis touching without being considered homosexual.

(v) The act of mutually touching penises between two men while simultaneously maintaining heterosexual status among their peers.

(n)John and I did a little swordfighting last night after UFC on Pay Per View, but it's ok... we used your legwarmer as a snoodle tube!

(v)Hey Bobby, wanna go snoodle tubin' at my pad after the hockey game? Come on, I got PBR and a GIANT seedless watermelon, dude!!

by Plant Girl March 13, 2009

Spooderman

Your aggressive neighborhood spooderman. He saves all in times of crisis (sometimes). He helps all that are in need of help (tries to). And overall he's a great guy! Just don't touch the closet. Otherwise he might freak out.

John: Hey Spooderman!
Spooderman: HEY!
John: Why isn't my kid back from your party?
Spooderman:UH I REALLY GOT TO GO
John: What the hell man I let you borrow thousands from me!
Spooderman: ABOUT THAT
John:STOP SPENDING IT ON DRUGS
Spooderman:WHAT DO YOU MEAN I GOT HEROIN?
John:I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HEROIN!
Spooderman:UH
John:I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
Spooderman: ...
John: ...
Spooderman: GOTTA BLAST

by Spiderman's Drug Dealer October 28, 2019

Spooderboot

The perfect nickname for a dorky kid or a derpy cat. Definitive proof that you can take any English word, change some of the vowels, and create a funny sounding name.

Steve: The best way to name a cat is to take two words and make them sound funny.
Annie: That's ridiculous.
Steve: No seriously, imagine... ok um... Spider... bite. Spooder... b... boot! Spooderboot!
Annie: You cannot name a cat Spooderboot.
Steve: I'll name my first kid Spooderboot if necessary.

by Anmalo January 8, 2021

Spoofle

Spoofle is a word used to describe an idiot or a noob. improper use of the word Spoofle means that you yourself are a Spoofle

That Jim-Bob-Joe kid is such a Spoofle.

by Del-Nina January 29, 2006

snoodler

When an uncut homosexual wraps his foreskin around another homosexual's penis and jacks him off.

"Wow lance sure is a snoodler"

by Evan Freakin Miller October 1, 2005

Swoodle

Collaborating in realtime, working together with friends and colleagues on something via any electronic device

Ed was going to fly to Japan for a meeting but instead he swoodled with Taro.

Lisa had got so accustomed to swoodling her work with her classmates that they never needed to meet up.

by belfastbarman May 14, 2015

Spooder

1. An affectionate and endearing word for a spider, especially Jumping Spiders and Peacock Spiders, which have cartoonishly large eyes fuzzy bodies and short legs.

2. A word for a spider from an extremely heavy accents.

3. (From 1.) A cute or sexually appeling monster-girl with spider-like qualities or lower body.

1. Tiny Spooder! Don't squish it!

2. Tha-ere's a spooder. 'Sa black widder. Don' le'm bitecha.

3. TFW no spooder GF to tie me up and fuck me until I'm a dried out husk...

by oron61 July 19, 2022