Soffles

1. A type of rash found mainly on the arms or genitals, with a bright red hue.
2. An Abbrieviation of the name Sofia.
3. The black power ranger's favourite soft toy
4. An ancient Italian sex position mastered only by milanese girls.

"HOLY SHIT! I HAVE SOFFLES EVERYWHERE!"
"dude you should get that checked"

"hey soffles"
"fuck you!"

"Rangers, you know I can't fight if I don't have Soffles with me!"

"last night was crazy, i had no idea that girl was from Milan she was doing the soffles to me all night!"

by Barnabarian October 19, 2010

Spoffer

A person so obsessed with special offers that it becomes a mental illness causing them buy things they don't want just because they're on special offer.

Often they buy so many things on offer that they have to give much of it away to friends and family.

"My dad is the world's biggest spoffer! Once in a shop he tried on this jacket and knew it was too small for him but bought it anyway simply because it was less than half price."

by enigmacrypt April 15, 2009

Stoffle

an uncircumsized penis, haah. just really goes with the look and mind of a goofy looking penis!

Paul:Its like a blanket when i sleep but for my penis.....Me: haha ur a fucking loser, u have a helmet dick bitch!!

by Colin February 22, 2005

Spiffles

Sniffles that come with eating Spicy food.

Damn, this stuff is lethal…I got the spiffles bad.

by Mitch5280 December 26, 2010

Spiffle

A word used to define something that is spiffy and/or cool

WHOAAAA. That bicycle is totally spiffle.

by BeckyWhoaaa July 22, 2006

Spaffled

When you're extremely perplexed and disappointed at the same time.

I was spaffled you read this definition.

by FaZe Failure July 29, 2018

sporfle

Originally defined as "to laugh while drinking so that your beverage comes out your nose, or the sound one makes while doing this", it has since also acquired the meaning of making fun of something in the manner of Daily Sporfle, i. e. to take bad grammar literally and talk or write as though it means what it actually said, rather than what it was intended to mean.

1. (Im person A)So then, out of the blue, Chris starts singing Yankee Doodle!

(IM person B)*sporfles*

2. From a story: Red and gold hangings struck her (Hermione's) eyes.

A commenter: "Ow! My eyes! Stupid hangings!" Hermione muttered.

by P.Cranefly July 20, 2008