A Boston Shoemaker, much like the Boston Pancake or Cleveland Steamer, starts of when a man defecates on his unconscious partner's chest. He then proceeds to press his foot in it making a footprint on her chest. When his partner wakes up in the morning she will find a fossilized poopy footprint on her chest ressembling a shoe.
Hey Tade, my bitch was so hammered last night that when she passed out i gave her a Boston Shoemaker!
by Ebenezer McAwesome MacIntosh September 30, 2009
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by Mike Fuzz April 4, 2007
Get the shoemaker mug.Lazy, sloppy, incompetent cooks who frequently use short cuts as a substitute for hard-work and skill. Shoemakers are rarely capable of cleaning up after themselves, frequently earning the enmity and contempt of the dishwashers. Always check a shoemaker’s garbage bin to see what salable product has been misused, wasted, and hidden to avoid censure.
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1) I held Mr. Wozniak's class hostage with a bladder full of speem.
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2) If speem could talk, what would it tell you?
by thigh magic March 26, 2007
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2. A spongy, porous, tarmacadam-like surface used on the floor of playgrounds to decrease injuries from falls. Also called sponcrete.
1. She's got a bad case of spormac, man, I'd get tested if I were you
2. We had a buckfast party down at the playground, got up to the top of the tower and took a wee fall, thank god for spormac
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