Fountain of Spoof

When a guy cums over your face to help you maintain your youthful glow

Steve was fully aware that his wife was nearing her 40s and her skin was losing some elasticity. Being a supportive however financially tight husband he showered her face with his Fountain of Spoof

by Fozzie's Bear May 27, 2019

spaffoon

A receptacle for spaff, usually a round flat vessel of earthenware or
metal, sometimes having a cover in the form of a shallow funnel with an
opening in the middle.

Lacking any other suitable receptacle when watching Baywatch Nights, we used our upturned female housemate
with her flaps spread as our communal spaffoon.

by spaggler October 14, 2003

SAOAFR

Situational Awareness Of A Fucking Rock

Jeff asked what the boss's name was and he had a fucking name tag on. Jeff is so SAOAFR.

by socalairsoft January 4, 2008

austin spafford

A hypocrite that you can never trust, but is v-good in sports and lying about certain things.

austin spafford told me not to hit people, then he hit me, that hypocrite!

by Sim Shady 1234j;adfj;lsfsdfa October 14, 2013

spoof

in Australia, spoof means cum, jizz, sperm etc. etc... we always find it funny when americans use it to describe a parody (see def. 1) hehehe. btw, to get the accent, the 'oo' sound is the same as in 'book'

she doesn't like the taste of spoof....

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

SPAFTN

It’s just SPAFTN.

Nobody really knows.

Can be an exclamation or curse word.

*finds secret code*
“SPAFTN! I found it!”

*drops glass*
“Oh SPAFTN”

by AveragePigeon April 11, 2019

Spaff

Another word for cum

I spaffed all over ethan the big Busty babe

by Scoobys Doobie July 10, 2019