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Slothing

When you are able to finger a girl using three or four fingers, as many as a sloth.
Joe: How big is your girl's vagina?
Sean: She is so loose that I will be slothing her later.
by Erik Burns June 10, 2008
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slouching

a boy's pants worn below his butt (ostensibly because the boy wants to show off his butt to other boys because of his true homosexuality) if a boy wants to be really unique, he should be slouching without underwear! yummy boy butt!
those boys that wear their pants below their butts are really trying to show off their butts to other boys because they are really gay and want to get their butts fucked! boys that want to be unique should begin slouching without wearing underwear! yummy boy butt!
by that_dominic October 24, 2008
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Slothing

the act of lofting around lifelessly like a useless and lazy lifeless form, akin to the slow moving 3 toed long armed shaggy creature that roams the south African Saharas.
jones: hey radz do you want to go to the gym with me tonight
radz: honestly, im really not in the mood im just going to be slothing around the house, 3 toed style. WORD
by radbud February 17, 2009
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Slothing

When you're too high or too tired to get up and move around or do anything active. Taken from sloth, a mamal that lives their life hanging in trees and moving very slowly. The sap of the trees are said to be hallucinogenic, causing the sloths to be high most of the time. Also can be used as an adjective (slothy, slothed).
"Bro: I'm so slothed from ripping that GB."

"Bro: Hey bro do you wanna go shoot some hoops?
Broham: No dude, I'm slothing way too hard right now."

"Bro: Dude, I was slothing-out from that PCP we smoked last night.
Broham: I know man, that stuff was straight up slothy"
by Castro with a K May 30, 2008
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Spooching

The act of having ones sack stuck to their leg or slerg. To spooch.
I just ran a marathon today and man am I spooching it up!
by grantsky September 30, 2008
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Slothing

The sexual act of a female partner hanging from the male by wrapping her arms around his neck and her legs around his waist, simialr to the position of a sloth hanging from a tree branch. The motion is continued by the male moving his hips in the standard motion for penetration, resulting in 'Slothing'.
Boy: Hey girl, want to have sex?
Girl: Yeah baby, what position do you fancy?
Boy: I'm up for some Slothing...
Girl: Give it to me.
by ballabriggs March 7, 2012
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Slothing

to throw your body onto another yelling,"SLOTH!!!" and dragging them to the ground by their neck.
i tried slothing this kid today and it worked.
by seavdaddy September 22, 2010
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