Squeedily Spooch

The irken equivelent of an organ, it controls all bodily functions.

Hurts when hit by dodge ball.

"auugh! My Squeedily Spooch!"

by got_human? February 10, 2005

splotch

The splattered crap on the inside of your undies after a violent fart.

I ate a chili dog last night, and splotched my sheets this morning.

by anonymous March 28, 2004

splotcher

A less voluminous variation of a wet fart where the fart leaves an irregularly shaped spot or stain on underwear or pants.

Although it was a loud fart, I wasn’t sure it was a splotcher until I saw the stain later that night.

by Roger C. July 14, 2006

Splooshcular

An intriguing and multi-faceted word is always fascinating to use. Means anything you want it to mean. Whether or not the situation is ready, any dire situation can become stabilized with a simple "Splooshcular". If you don't know a word, replace it with Splooshcular - everyone will think your smart.

Bob: So I was leaving the house, and I saw this strange robot
John: Was he splooshcular?
Bob: *sweating* yeah sure

by Dietary Consumptionator May 31, 2018

sploosh

female ejacultion

she splooshed all over the place

by splooshtasticq July 17, 2011

Sploosh lagoon

When your belly button is full of cum

I ended up with a big sploosh lagoon after that gang bang.

by Ashtray4 September 29, 2015

Turtle Sploosh

The after effects of launching a turtle head.

You can tell those marks in the toilet were caused by a turtle sploosh.

by Golden029 December 14, 2016