Splinkety Splonk

The sound your brain makes when it runs out of ideas...

think, think, think...uh-oh - Splinkety Splonk

by Ricci Pleszkan October 29, 2004

Sploink

When the penis misses the vagina completely and goes full force into the taint. The resulting force causes a severe bend or flex in the erect penis resulting in pain and discomfort to the penis and sometimes the taint region.

I was bangin your mom super hard from behind, she was really liking it. She started bucking around and I tried to slam it in there hard and got a severe sploink that pretty much put me out of commission for an hour or so.

by Airgazim September 3, 2007

Sploink

To tug

I sploink that gloop it then a splurg get doinked

by EpicGamingTimeBabe November 21, 2020

Sphinkler

When someones pebble-dashes the rim of the toilet bowl. Like a sprinkler.

Stay clear of the toilet, the last guy to use it was a sphinkler

by andrich November 25, 2014

Splinkter

The word used to describe a person who is unable to decipher between a compliment and an insult.

Hey happy birthday bud!

Hey what the fuck does that mean?!

You splinkter, I was trying to wish you a happy birthday.

by GCess19 August 27, 2016

spinklemeister

Finley Smith is the Spinklemeister

“Whoa… Finley Smith is the spinkliest spinklemeister I’ve ever seen!”

by Dooky duck August 15, 2021

Sploink

To do, or to smoke, esp. weed

Hey, wanna come sploink this doink with me?

by Botherations May 13, 2022