Splonge

Sponge cake made using splooge

How much splooge is in this delicious splonge?

by Captain BU April 26, 2014

splinge

Originally a nonsense word, courteousy of 'The Goon Show'
Now, an adjective for a sexy person

1. He/she is a Splinge
2. 'Look - Splinge!'
3. To a partner 'My beautiful Splinge'

by Fenella May 11, 2004

sproinger

It is when you take your dick tuck it inside of your self when it's limp and push your legs together to hold it inside. Then start walking and open your legs so it goes SPROING!!! (Usually done by little children)

I was bored one day so I tucked in my penis and watched it go sproinger.

by a richard February 3, 2008

Sploonge

A pouring of thought into a blog entry. Almost always annoyingly narcissistic and worthless in nature.

"We went to blogger.com to read the latest sploonges from the emo kids."

by Digital Signal X August 9, 2006

Splonge

To sponge is when you're totally dying to go for a wee and then you break wind. The act of releasing the pressure of wind make you accidentally dribble a little bit of wee. A splonger would be a person with a weak bladder and gaseous backside.

I should've gone to the loo already, I've just splonged.

Why did you just change your underwear, did you splonge?

by Bodley March 7, 2012

sploingebub

Originally a misspelling of "SpongeBob"
But now used ironically and on purpose as a substitute due to fear of nickelodeon digging up their graves

Person 1: "Look it's Sploingebub"

Person 2: "His name is SpongeBob you illiterate barrel of flesh"

by Illegitimate bed frame June 15, 2024

splongerotes

Used as an insult for someone who is quiet but creul

She's so Splongerotes

by CAM-I-AM April 23, 2004