Splittin Hams

The act of a human male partaking in sexual intercourse with a female with a curvaceous ass. "Hams", pertaining to two rather large butt cheeks.

Last night I was with Sara, and I was splittin hams all night long.

by cooter_cleavage February 23, 2008

split the red sea

to have sex with a girl on her period

Guy 1: i just split the red sea

Guy 2: cool

by Paddy_Mac March 24, 2011

banana-split shit

When someone does a split then suddenly shits them-self.

My friend was showing me there gymnastic moves when they took a banana-split shit

by Yellow fish February 5, 2014

Briggsy ring-splitter

A popular homosexual practice in which a bender takes two dicks in his ass at the same time. Named after the famous gay artist Briggsy who popularised it at his renowned gay soirees in the 1990s.

It's no wonder that Briggsy walked funny. Nigel and Quentin gave me a Briggsy ring-splitter at the weekend and I haven't been able to sit down since.

by Slimy Helmet June 15, 2015

splittercore

Extreme electronic music genre. Faster than the standard Speedcore but slower than extratone. Opinions differ, but it is usually between 600 and 700bpm.

Damn this splittercore is making my head hurt

by DICDICDIC December 29, 2007

Splittin' wizzies

Getting your wisdom teeth removed.

a: Yo man, you splittin' wizzies on thursday?
b: yeah man, you nervous?
a: you know it.

by ahryc December 7, 2006

splitting wigs

To crack a muthafucka's head wide open.

If shit don't change around here, I'm gonna start splitting wigs up in this bitch!!

by Mandye Mayhem August 3, 2017