splankers

Wicked, excellent, insouciant - the coolest way of saying 'cool'.

Wow, that guy just kicked a load of chips out of a wall! That's maximum splankers!

by DogfinderGeneral December 13, 2018

splittercore

Extreme electronic music genre. Faster than the standard Speedcore but slower than extratone. Opinions differ, but it is usually between 600 and 700bpm.

Damn this splittercore is making my head hurt

by DICDICDIC December 29, 2007

Spinter’s third law

Squirting 1-2 spritzes of lube (any flavour or un flavoured) into a zip loc sandwich baggie and using it to jerk off with, simply close the bag and discard it in the trash can when you are finished.

Super horny after seeing your sister mop the floor, do you mind if I go to the shitter and perform Spinter’s third law on myself

by Spinter April 7, 2021

Canadian Log Splitter

When performing the act of anal sex the female defecates upon the males penis, and in doing so splitting the feces into two pieces.

Last night I was plowing this chick's ass and she gave me a Canadian Log Splitter.

by Jay slough April 19, 2010

Slinkers

a well known deviant, from the UK, who makes funny flashes about anime and harry potter, and various other things...
(found on deviantart)

Have you seen that rubber ducky slinkers flash?

Oh yeah! That was genius!

by thecatofdeath487 November 7, 2009

Splinter Cell Style

Doing something with stealth, which is usually dangerous, or difficult, and completed in a stylish manner. Derived from the popular videogame Splintercell, which is stealth based.

When I snuck out of school, I did it Splintercell style. I would tell you specifically, but it would compromise the mission and you would become a risk.

by NOT JACK TOMPSON LOL September 2, 2005

bondsville splatters

When a woman goes into a public bathroom pulls down her pants and explodes feces all over the stall while plugging the toilet bowl with toilet tissue and escaping before anyone knows her identity.

''Hey! Someone just covered the first stall with the Bondsville Splatters!!'

by Uncle stanz October 25, 2019