Sploinger

Cannabis cigarette

Skin up a sploinger;
Are you comin round fer a sploinger?
Can i have a light please as my sploinger has went out?
This sploinger tastes of gak!
What was in that sploinger?

by woodstein antrim November 1, 2008

Jerry springer midget fight

So untasteful yet sooooooo funny you cant resist..

Hey Bob, I was watching this vid, HA HA, sorry man, on youtu, HA HA HAAA, oh my god it was sooooo fun, fu, HA HA ha haaa.. (Ten minutes of laughing later at the video Jerry springer midget fight), HA HA HA, and MAN, I was just looking at the screen shouting JERRY, JERRY, JERRY..

by wl11lam March 26, 2010

Rum springer

1) A rum springer is a commonly used expression when the amish come out to play

2) A rum springer is a person who barely comes out but makes a cameo appearance, generally breaking down the bar

Joseph: Well gee Jedidiah, long day at the plow?
Jedidiah: I could be sinning right now, lets get drunk
Joseph: Ye hah! RUM SPRINGER!

by Radiobed May 21, 2010

splenge

is for splenge (retarded baby animals on newgrounds.com)

splenge is for splenge

by mrbig August 3, 2004

Splorange

What happens when too much piss builds up in your bladder to the point that the part of your belly (basically where the bladder is) gets bloated.

"Ethan, I can't hold it any longer! I need to empty the tank!"
"I thought I told you to piss before we left the house."
"Well, I didn't have to, then! Also, that was an hour ago!"
"Is it an emergency?"
(pulls up his sweater)
"Does this answer your question? Just look at me! I'm SPLORANGED!"
"If you wet yourself in my car, I'll kill you!"

by Alcoholics Anonymous bydaballs June 13, 2020

Splornge

this is the action of squeezing out the last bit of seminal fluids from the males penis after sex, also the only word in the english language that rhymes w/ orange.

yo, i straight up splornged on her face.

by THE #1 CREW 06 January 27, 2006

Suplering

Acting like a complete asshole. Some examples of 'Suplering' are taking your pants off in public, shaving a mankini (hair bikini) on your chest, sending body or facial hair by mail to your friends, wearing a horse or unicorn head while doing regular life activities, constantly says things like, "let's get weird", "stop being poor", "Well, this doesn't suck", "you jerks", & "this is a horrible time".

Man: Hey, did you see that guy take his pants off, chug a beer, and call those people jerks?
Other Man: Yeah, he is totally Suplering, fucking asshole

Let's get weird and start Suplering !!

by DeeMoney June 2, 2015