by DickSuck913875626798 October 09, 2022
Guy:do you know where can I have that splatoon porn man?
Other guy:what the fuck you disgusting piece of shit,Metroid porn is way better
Other guy:what the fuck you disgusting piece of shit,Metroid porn is way better
by ChipsforDips August 20, 2018
Splatoon's Law states that the vast majority of people who pick a female character in video games when it has no effect on gameplay are actually men.
Splatoon, for example, has a primarily male playerbase but around half or more of the players will choose a female inkling.
Splatoon, for example, has a primarily male playerbase but around half or more of the players will choose a female inkling.
Guy 1: Huh, I didn't know this many girls played Pokémon Unite.
Goy 2: Splatoon's Law says they're all probably dudes.
Goy 2: Splatoon's Law says they're all probably dudes.
by A Glass of OJ February 02, 2023
The BEST idol in the splatoon series. She is a white haired inkling with pink tips to her hair. People say she has a big forehead but it is a beautiful big forehead. She is dating marina (it’s true my dad owns Nintendo) who is part of her band “off the hook” even though she is 21 years old she still looks and acts like a 10 year old.
Omg Pearl(splatoon) is so cool and the best splatoon character!
I wish that I could look like Pearl(splatoon) she is so cool!
I wish that I could look like Pearl(splatoon) she is so cool!
by biggest dum to be dum July 04, 2021
A Character In the splatoon manga. Currently dating rose.
For more information, Visit Dio brando's wiki page.
For more information, Visit Dio brando's wiki page.
by mellowmelmel November 06, 2018
Splatoon 2 is literally the exact same game as Splatoon 1, except you have to pay to actually do anything fun. Unless you like replaying the same levels over and over again...
by Effedgusafhugbknh August 26, 2019