sprunk

n. The fictional beverage featured in grand theft auto: san andreas.
Sprunk is a magical elixer, availible almost everywhere, that has the magical ability to cure gunshot wounds.

Sweet: "Yo, CJ, if you get shot in the face, get some sprunk from the machine."
Carl: "I hear ya."

by Pepsi X-treme August 25, 2005

spejunking

Looking at the crotch of a man, either in real life or in photos, in an attempt to discover evidence of the size of his junk.

I like this guy. We need to go spejunking so I can decide whether or not to hit that.

by YOITSMEYALLDOS March 4, 2010

Splunchkin

A blowjob while takin a crap

See: aw man what the hell is wrong with you

(Fat Bastard) ooh that was a mighty fine splunchkin

by Moopzoo September 2, 2010

Sprunt

George Carlin may have used the word, but he didn't coin the term.

It was first, to my knowledge, used by Gator McKlusky. A character played by Burt Reynolds, in the 1976 movie Gator. (Sequel to White Lightning)

He sells a feminine hygiene spray...I think it's called SPRUNT

by medloHxT November 12, 2018

cock sprung

Female verison of pussy whipped

Linny can't leave Sergio because she's "cock sprung."

by rhcie August 17, 2016

Sprung

To get an erection.

While so many of the submissions here claim that this has to do with undying love, obsession, passion, emotion, etc., its origins are simply the spring-like popping out of a good old fashioned boner.

when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed

-Sir Mix-a-Lot

by snallyg4 September 9, 2011

trap sprung

Trolling someone into revealing geeky/sperglord information and then letting them know they've fallen into your trap.

Troll: I was looking to buy my wife a fancy purse, what should I get?

Bob: Oh man I wrote a whole book about this, let me get it!

Troll: Trap sprung.

by posyos August 30, 2010