spikeymouse

a person with a very small head indeed, almost microscopic in fact, totally disproportionate to body size.

A pinhead if you will

"Jesus, look at the size of that cunts head, its tiny, hes got a proper fucking spikeymouse"

by All of TTH November 8, 2008

Spifey

A minecraft youtuber with over 300k+ subscribers and epic content. He tries really hard to make videos often but fails horribly. Spifey is the father of all and deserves much love. He wants to be in minecraft Monday but isn't cool enough to get in.

"Wow! It has been 257 years and still no new Spifey video..."

"I got pregnant and gave birth four times and Spifey still hasn't uploaded...."

by thincrustpizza14 July 30, 2019

spikey farts

When you fart so harshly you feel like a million nails were dispersed from your asshole by farting

My spikey farts are so bad they make my butt hole bleed

by batmanfarts September 24, 2015

Spikey Mikey

Then a girl has recently shaved her pussy and the stubble has started to come through, the girl then rides your dick and gives you a red rash where the stubble has rubbed against your skin.

'Bro that bitch have me a spikey mikey last night, hurt like fuck, hope she shaves before next time'

by Abarthdriver666 June 11, 2018

Spikey shit

When your are taking a shit and it feels like a cactus is sliding out of your asshole.

John: Damn bro, I just took a spikey shit. My asshole fucking hurts.

Bill: Ah, sorry about that dude. Those are the worst.

by Defon April 7, 2018

Spideyupdated

annoying bri ish person that doesnt like pizza or loki and should be cancelled

wow is she spideyupdated?

no she isnt THAT bad

by YeeterThat Yeets November 11, 2021

skivey

crooked; inclined to lie and cheat; untrustworthy; suspicious

That guy is so skivey, I knew better than to pay him before he did the job.

by Melinda Zapata February 12, 2004