Switties

Shiny, moist breasts with a beautiful gloss that catches the eye perfectly.

Look at that bartender. She has a beautiful set of switties right now!

by MP9 August 16, 2010

Smitties

short Tall Smitties

Small Titties

Hakoh: Yo, that girl got a big ass

Jackson: yea, but she got some smitties

by Hakoh August 24, 2008

Smitties

Saggy Man Titties.

A.K.A. Moobs (Man Boobs)

Her boyfriend had smitties with hairy moles on them. She preferred that he kept his shirt on while they engaged in sexual intercourse because his smitties made her tiny titties look like pimples.

by jemenoki September 13, 2013

Shitties

First said by the infamous dick. Well known in Southern Ontario. The informal and cute way of saying shit. Otherwise known as the plural form of shit.

Awwe SHITTIES!!

by Sdawgsarehot November 21, 2011

Tall Smitties

A girl with small to no titties in the A cup to flat chested range

DAAAAMN! Sarah has some tall smitties

by BadPandaStyleKru May 15, 2003

Pissy shitties

A disgusting fictional concoction of soda and movie theater popcorn that no sane human would ever ingest and was made up purely for shock value. Its name doesn't make any sense and people are tired of it being constantly mentioned in food based facebook groups.

"Hey have you heard of pissy shitties? They're--"
'No, fuck you, shut up, stop talking, go away.'

by Tired of old shitposts July 5, 2020

fo'shitties

Yes I know what you mean. I understand that shit.

Are you going to party?
Fo'shitties!!!!!!!

by lleeder December 22, 2008