sireage

Sireage is being a biological father to children.

He was a man of great sireage and father of many children!

by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020

spare parts

Used as an insult. If you say someone is ‘spare parts’ then you’re calling them useless, or they’re so poor at what they are doing that they might as well be doing nothing.

In a co-op video game, if there’s someone in your party that ends up doing jack shit for the team, then you’d say they are “spare parts.”

Player 1: Dude, player 3 got no absolutely no kills the entire round.
Player 2: I know, right? He just sat on his ass the whole game!
Player 1: Yup—he’s spare parts.

by fish_dicks October 6, 2020

spare cycles

Phrase used by sadistic managers (particularly in IT) to describe any moment of spare time their employee(s) might have.

The implication is that the employee is like an old mainframe computer, and should be put to work for every second of the day or else corporate value is lost.

Boss: "Hey, Bob has some spare cycles, he can do these 29 extra tasks."

Bob: <grunts incoherently and shuffles closer to complete mental breakdown>

by Sam Scarma March 2, 2007

the spires college

the spires college is a wannabe school. it’s full of dirty skanks that role their skirts up so high u can see their flat af asses. full of chavs thinking they’re solid. all the girls act depressed like little fucking attention seekers.

1. what school do you go?
2. the spires college
1. ew peak

by lkkk888 December 27, 2018

Shire Mum

They are mums from an area of Sydney called the Sutherland Shire. They are like a combo of a Karen, soccer Mum and Pinterest Mum combined. They all live on the water in port hacking, Lilly pilly and Caringbah south etc. They all have aesthetic Instagram pages with well behaving kids and they go to wine and sips with their girlfriends and gossip. But beware they may come across as friendly but they are judgmental bitches and love drama.

Hey babe can you watch the kids I’m going to a wine and sip with the other shire mums.

by Forgottensoul4567 January 4, 2021

midday soiree

Pretentious, translation-challenged oxymoron that mistakes the meaning of the French word "soirée" to be "party" instead of "evening." Refers to a meetup of haughty people probably in a yatch eating cucumber sandwiches and wearing breeches.

We look forward to a midday soiree of great company, intriguing conversation, tasty cocktails, and assorted entertainment at The Manor.

by rorrzo August 3, 2017

Shirely Phelps Roper

Daughter of Fred Phelps, the founder of the Westboro Baptist Church. Located in Topeka, Kansas, it has a congregation of less than 100 members. Of these members, roughly 80% are family members.

Although claiming to be Christians, these bible thumpers focus on hateful preaching. They have a website called godhatesfags.com They travel to the funerals of soilders killed in Iraq and protest. Without the slightest bit of concern for the grieving families. Carrying signs and chanting slogans such as "Thank God for dead soilders", "God Hates You", "God Hates America", "Thank God for 9-11"

If Shirely Phelps Roper came to a funeral of one of my family members to chant and celebrate, she would leave in a body bag.

by ledhead September 4, 2008