smidgeted

smacked in the face with a midget.
warning midgets are not to be used as bats.
midgets are very fragile creatures which can be seen burrowing holes near collonies of mole rats.

youre sitting in a bar and a midget walks in a drunk man just lost in pool and throws a lightweight projectile at you. when you come to you will think the impact has made you delerious and have entered the lord of the rings shire. but its just a midget.
the drunken lady at the bar says oh my goodness that guy just got smidgeted

by shmorts March 22, 2009

spadgetastic

marvellous (particularly when referring to guitar solos)

Malmsteen's "Arpeggios From Hell" is an opulent and spadgetastic piece, working in many octaves and modes.

by Max Cummings October 30, 2003

slidget

A slutty midget. A short person who dresses way too provocatively

That girl on Jerry Springer was a slidget!!

by T Schussler December 6, 2006

smidget

An excessively small quantity; based on an amalgam of "smidgen" and "midget."

I'm quite full after dinner, but I'd still like a smidget of streussel.

by C.S. Lucas October 3, 2012

splidget

poop; crap

I hate it when horses splidget on the street!

Oh, splidget!

by Kevin A. T. June 4, 2004

skidget

A Skanky Midget that is dirrrrrty.

Lisa is a dirrrrty Skidget.

by andy October 19, 2004

Smidget

A midget or short person who is a smudge on society. This person uses the,"O! Wo Is Me." factor to get others to pity them, or, they are just thieves who can get into small openings and crawl spaces.

That smidget doesn't have to work as long as his two gay dads buy him everything he wants.

by OCDx333 July 28, 2010