Kaiser Steroids

These steroids will make your dick bigger. Did you know that these steroids will make the other people around him bend down and choke on something-- :|

OR it could make you high

I use Kaiser Steroids. I'm gud.

by Kaiser Steroids Inc. March 5, 2021

Steroids

David Ortiz's Main reason for his sudden succsess

(Red Soz Fan)David Ortiz suddenly turned into a good hitter.

(Yankee Fan) Thats nice... *cough* Steroids!

by Rattlesnake316 October 19, 2004

steroids

Drugs used for ppl to build muscle and get stronger, better at sports, etc.

...damn, those things work

by AflacJack August 27, 2003

sphenoidal

thinking about something too hard

Oh, you're just being sphenoidal

by Jilly June 1, 2004

Steroids

Denoting a type of synthetic hormone, but more often a word used by jealous people, and internet haters/trolls in conversation to explain and excuse their own lack of success in fitness or weight loss.

"Yeah I know you can't see my abs, but that's only because I am not on steroids." or "That guys is definitely on steroids, because he is in better shape than me."

by hatersarejustlosers November 1, 2018

pig on steroids

A pig on steroids is not actually a pig, it's a bore, who likes to accuse people of eating their fathers. They carry axes or blades and kill anyone who eats pork, even though they are bores. Don't be scared if they accuse you of eating their fathers, just punch them, they will run away and cry. They don't like their fathers, they just want someone to die. Of course they are lying and they would be glade if their fathers got eaten. It's a tradition for fathers to cut their fangs out at 12, around the age when puberty begins. At the end of puberty their fangs grow back and 2 more grow.

Pig: "Ben 10! You ate my father!"
Ben: "No I didn't! I would never do it!"
Pig: "Lies, all lies!!!"
Ben: "Well you are just a pig on steroids!"
Pig: ":("

by Potatomine54 June 15, 2014

steroids

The breakfast of pussies.

Only lazy slackers with short dicks take steroids because they just can't cut it.

by Funployee June 21, 2007