Spoogebob Spermpants

The best TK to ever play bzflag.

I hope someday to be as cool as Spoogebob Spermpants. Until then, I'll just sit in my corner and masturbate.

by Spoogebob Spermpants February 18, 2003

Spoogebob Spermpants

Your mom

Blah!

by Whoop dee doo July 10, 2003

spermware

When your computer is slow as fuck from all the viruses and spyware you get from porn and jerking off around and on your computer, you get spermware.

IT: How can i help you sir?
You: Oh my computer is really slow, I don't know whats wrong with it
IT: From just looking at your bowers history I think your computer has spermware! Yep no doubt about it.

by AntiDevil23 June 21, 2016

spermarific

Amazing, awesome, "spiffy", an expression of utter bliss

Guy 1:Dude I hooked up with Curtis's mom!
Guy 2: dude, that's spermarific!
Guy 1: You know a I slapped a beard on that ho!
Guy 2: Epic!
Guy 1: Then I found 50 bucks!
Guy 2: Wow, that's also spermarific!

by DeShanzie February 15, 2008

Spermfire

Firing sperm as if your penis is a gun/weapon.

That slut got rained on by spermfire.

by tee8yourR March 24, 2011

spermatophagus

a bird that feeds on seeds.

A finch is a spermatophagus.

by uttam maharjan August 29, 2012

spermatarium

(N) - Where women are sent after being filled with ejaculate, thus driving them crazy.

I sent Karen and her bulldagger girlfriend to the spermatarium after the bar.

Jill spent the weekend at the spermatarium.

by Jaymz Kilmister August 7, 2021