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"He is my cousin; and, he is only the fastest mouse in all
of Mexico. No! In all of the world."--Slowpoke Rodriquez
"He is my cousin; and, he is only the fastest mouse in all
of Mexico. No! In all of the world."--Slowpoke Rodriquez
SPEEDY GONZALEZ (sic): "Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale! Vamos, ahora muchachos y gauchos."
"...The League of United Latin American Citizens argued that SPEEDY's cleverness and personality was a positive depiction of Mexicans.
-- Wikipedia
"...The League of United Latin American Citizens argued that SPEEDY's cleverness and personality was a positive depiction of Mexicans.
-- Wikipedia
by Cholito (no hate) Hellamongo is love October 16, 2006
by Speedy noodle May 01, 2020
1. A cartoon mouse from Warner Bros. first appearing in 1953. Speedy Gonzales is known for his oversized yellow sombrero and his incredibly quick running speed.
2. Someone (usually male) who is considered fast to finish while having sex.
2. Someone (usually male) who is considered fast to finish while having sex.
"I hear he's a Speedy Gonzales."
by David December 16, 2004
by Peter N Jacqueline Matheson June 02, 2021
Put superglue on your hand and start jerking off. You can only take your hand off your dick once you cum. If you can cum fast enough to remove your grip before the glue binds your hand to your dick, you have just pulled off the Speedy Gonzalez.
by Slydog11 December 17, 2019
by Nulzn June 06, 2022
A speedy weasel is a guy who isn't great looking, who finds smokin hot chics at a party who are totally smashed, gets them to have sex with him and then nuts in like 3 seconds.
Jennie- OMG last night I was so wasted I had sex with this really ugly guy and the worst part was he nutted in 3 seconds!
Jessica- Sounds like you've been had by a speedy weasel
Jessica- Sounds like you've been had by a speedy weasel
by robbie bobbie June 06, 2009