speak your mind

To say what you really think, not what people want to hear.

E.g: If I spoke my mind, he'd only get upset.

speak your mind by Roosevelt Carlos de Oliveira June 30, 2004

Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks 

The act of having anal sex and during the removal of said cock pulls out a shit shark on the end

Tito: Damn homie are you Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks?

Me: Hellz yeah you know it look at this extra large shit shark i caught!

Tito: It looks angry!

Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks by Chin Nutz September 27, 2009

Dubya Speak 

Words George W. Bush has made up. Dubya Speak is bad grammar combined with non-existant words.
See htpp://www.dubyaspeak.com

"This is a different kind of war. In the old days you used to say, well, you destroyed so many tanks or airplanes -- we're making progress. That's not the way this war is conducted. They don't have tanks. They've got caves and they've got suiciders." Suiciders is obviously not a word.

Dubya Speak by Sashiro November 6, 2004

Clueless Speak

Words and phrases made popular by the 1995 movie, and the 1996-1999 television seires- 'Clueless'. Includes Whatever!, Hymenally Challenged a monet, Surfing the crimson wave, and Talk to the hand. Used by valley girls.

Often parodied with words like tubular and gag-o-rama.

Cher: I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.

Clueless Speak by jdi May 10, 2004

I want to speak to the manager 

The ultimate weapon used by Karen if someone didn't do the job correctly according to Karen's broken logic and lack of common sense

- Is there a problem here?
- I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!!!
- why?

I want to speak to the manager by BrandonWasHere July 21, 2020

English, motherfucker, do you speak it? 

Spoken, usually screamed, at someone who has failed to speak or write understandable English. Sometimes bowdlerized as "English, do you speak it?" or misquoted as "English, do you speak it, motherfucker?"

Arguably the most famous line from the iconic 1994 film Pulp Fiction. Ironically, the original line was not asked in response to someone speaking incorrect English, but asked by Samuel L. Jackson's character as a rhetorical question to whether or not a frightened man spoke English at all after the man repeatedly said "what?" to his questions.

"What country you from?"
"What?"
"'What' aint no country I ever heard of! They speak English in 'what'?"
"What?"
"English, motherfucker, do you speak it?"

English, motherfucker, do you speak it? by BlackDoomShadow December 16, 2008

speakulation 

1. when someone with a microphone hijacks the peace and quiet of a public space with unwanted, unintelligible, or superfluous information.

I finally got settled in my seat in the back of the plane. I pulled out my book and began to get back into the complex and entertaining storyline. That is when the "speakulation" began spewing out of the speaker above my head. The flight attendant, then the pilot, then the flight attendant again, over and over every thirty seconds for most of the flight, I was bombarded with unintelligible, and unwanted information that actually hurt my ears to listen to.

speakulation by Fotofly November 27, 2010