Spatula Hot

When the temperature is so hot that a male would require a spatula to separate his testicles from the inside of his leg.

"Damn, man! Weather forecast indicates that its going to be spatula hot today.

by GordonHearsAWho October 15, 2012

Spatula Titties

Breasts that got into a fight with a spatulaand lost.

Your breasts resemble a spatula, therefore they look like Spatula Titties.

by ALG96 November 7, 2012

Spatula face

A person that is nice and friendly on one side, but flips to mean and nasty when they don't get their way.

He acted professional to everyone, but some spatula face still talked shit about him behind his back.

by Lezzbar April 26, 2017

Spatula Bois

The 10 Demons

Van: Hey Nick i just made some Spatula Bois
Nick: Hey Aren't Spatula Bois just Shadowy Bois
Van: I guess they are!

by NotNick1115 October 30, 2019

Spatula feet

The sound your dog makes with its long nails walking on tile, or some hard flooring.

Kaluha, please stop walking around with your spatula feet,I’m trying to sleep!

by Sirhubert December 13, 2019

spatula hands

the term for someone who cant catch a football

chad jackson tried to catch the pass from tom brady, but dropped it because he has spatula hands

by Jemal clarke November 26, 2006

spatula attack

When a spatula is inserted up the rectum of an adversary.

Adversary: "Oh please don't spatula attack me"
Insertation: Schlurp
You: "You have been have been spatula attacked"
Adversary: "Ohhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooo i lost my SA virginity"

by JJ to the max March 10, 2008