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scardy cat

Christine is a scardy cat.
by tekkan July 19, 2005
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sardy

short for "sardy" "sardacious" "mmm sardy"

1. a word commonly used by young bros and brahs to describe an phenomenal act/feat of coolness, hotness, awesomeness, & greatness.
Tom: Check out that sardy 10 oclock.

Spencer: SARDY!!

Steve: I got so hammered last night that I pissed all over my roommates basket of clothes and accidently drunk dialed my mom for a booty call.

Ned: Sardy!
by Brody Hasselhoff June 16, 2010
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Shard Barbie

(Noun) A female meth addict / dope whore who is so twacked out that she has convincesd herself that being a strung out junkie whore is fashionable. She tells herself how pretty she is as she spends hours in the mirror picking at her face and covering it with layer upon layer of cheap make up and body spray which she stole from Dollar General. She then ventures out into the world amongst the other jank-skanks looking for the next plug to blow for a gram.
Courtney - "so whats it gonna be"
The Plug- " I mean... I'll give you .5 for some head but thats about it"
Courtney - "motherfucker I aint no jank-skank, Im a shard barbie!"
The Plug - "ok then .4 you disgusting whore"

Courtney - fuck...ok but ill lick your asshole for the whole G.
by KingDingALing704 September 20, 2020
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The Livable Sardine Can

A self-mocking quip in answer to a questioning of the quality of your home when in compare to those at the annual Parade of Homes venue. Also demonstrative of the will and resistance to refrain from burning down a row of garishly displayed high-fallutin' mansions.

A phrase derived from the winning entry of the "Parade of Homes for the Down and Out." This is a custom built street person abode. The eclectic Hobo's answer to 'splendid living' and keeping up with 'Hobo Jones' affluent.

A mocking quip directed to you and your kind in gesture as to what you can afford in public housing. Addendum: Such directed quip would also convince one to burn down a row of garishly displayed high-fallutin' mansions.
Said one Hermit Crab to the other: Hey Gatsby, I see your Livable Sardine Can won this year's first prize in the Parade of Homes on Cannery Row contest!

My entry into this years Parade of Homes is The Livable Sardine Can.
by gravy111 November 18, 2010
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Sardonic

A form of humour that exists purely to help office workers survive corporate bullshit though the use of sarcasm, cynicism and irony.
Performance Review:

Boss: We're all on the company bus. You've been making some disruptive noises from the back. Are you planning on pressing the bell to get off soon?

Employee: Who's driving the bus? (Sardonic answer to a ridiculous statement)

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by A_Worker December 22, 2010
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sardine

Your a sardine
by tjlm September 22, 2016
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Shardgent

The shardgent of arms was the proprietor over the shard sack the other night at the shardashians party for most of the evening.
by Shardgent Old School April 15, 2012
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