ass scalding diarehea

Scalding hot diarehhea that when you are done you feel the need to stick a popsicle up your asshole for relief.

Man, when I started taking that new medicine, I had ass scalding diarehhea for a week!

by Haywood Chablome April 8, 2005

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spading

The activity performed in order to establish a relationship and/or acquire sexual favours from a particular target (spade victim).

I spaded her ass. Now I get to tap it!

I am the spade king because chicks spade me!

by King August 18, 2003

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term used to describe abandoned drinks at a party or bar. the name comes from the Spaulding Smails character in the film "Caddyshack" who cruises around the country club drinking people's leftovers. First used in Natick, MA in the year 1992.

Nick didn't pay for a drink all night because he found so many spauldings around the bar!

He was so drunk at the Red Sox game because he stumbled across a bunch of spauldings.

by Sir Citrus June 30, 2008

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salding

it's like malding, when you're both sad and balding.

when my girlfriend broke up with me i was salding
my parents told me i was adopted and i started salding

by Lost Asian December 8, 2019

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Scaldings

Term for excitement due to very pleasant results

Skal_Dings

i got an A on my test....SCALDINGS!!!!

Zac: "Hey Sam i brought some beer over...."

Sams Responce: "Scaldings!!!"

by Jasper Copenhagen December 9, 2008

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Hog scalding

Noun. A sex act performed in the winter months of Central Florida by the homely wives of Florida Crackers. The act involves filling their mouths with boiling hot water and performing fellatio on their husband's leathery members. The husband then reciprocates with a Beaver Boil by spitting scalding hot water into his wife's vaginal canal.

"Woo boy, Hattie Kilpatrick must be giving Hugh a righteous Hog Scalding tonight!"

by Uncle Club February 2, 2020

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Spadling

Using a Squirrel on a Trampoline to mushroom slap an anus.

Squirrel on a Trampoline-spreading the srotum and flapping the flacid penis vigorously up and down

Past tense-spadled

Guy 1: What did you do yesterday?
Guy 2: I went to the pool surprise spadled my neighbor while she was tanning.
Guy 1: Nice! You can't go wrong with spadling.

by Mr spadles September 3, 2013

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