Urban altern-a-chicks and Metrosexuals don't live in apartments, homes, houses, pads or places, they live in 'Spaces'.
'Spaces' are very similar to apartments, but are not apartments. if you call it an apartment you will be corrected ("no, this is my 'Space'").
'Spaces' contain many of the same amenities as apartments (heat, running water, doors, walls, etc.) but have some notable differences:
*A futon or mattress on the floor instead of a bed.
*Furniture is a mixture 'found' and Ikea.
*Beverages available in a 'Space' are limited to tea, organic juice, wine and bottled water.
*Food available in a 'Space' is a mixture of organic vegetables, takeout, and salmon.
*'If it's yellow let it mellow...' is strictly enforced in a 'Space'.
*All art in a 'Space' is made by the inhabitant or the inhabitant's friends.
*'Spaces' are generally found in a low-income area, so the inhabitant can "keep it real" and avoid the label of a 'sell out' or 'Yuppie'. The inhabitant is generally oblivious to the irony of they're participation in gentrification.
*The most likely guest to a 'Space' is not a boyfriend/girlfriend, but a 'partner'. Metrosexuals and couch hippies are also likely to be found visiting.
*'Spaces' are often divided into sub-spaces (listed in order of importance: 'Art-space', 'Cooking-space', 'Living-space', 'Sleeping/Loving-space') and a Shitter.
'Spaces' are very similar to apartments, but are not apartments. if you call it an apartment you will be corrected ("no, this is my 'Space'").
'Spaces' contain many of the same amenities as apartments (heat, running water, doors, walls, etc.) but have some notable differences:
*A futon or mattress on the floor instead of a bed.
*Furniture is a mixture 'found' and Ikea.
*Beverages available in a 'Space' are limited to tea, organic juice, wine and bottled water.
*Food available in a 'Space' is a mixture of organic vegetables, takeout, and salmon.
*'If it's yellow let it mellow...' is strictly enforced in a 'Space'.
*All art in a 'Space' is made by the inhabitant or the inhabitant's friends.
*'Spaces' are generally found in a low-income area, so the inhabitant can "keep it real" and avoid the label of a 'sell out' or 'Yuppie'. The inhabitant is generally oblivious to the irony of they're participation in gentrification.
*The most likely guest to a 'Space' is not a boyfriend/girlfriend, but a 'partner'. Metrosexuals and couch hippies are also likely to be found visiting.
*'Spaces' are often divided into sub-spaces (listed in order of importance: 'Art-space', 'Cooking-space', 'Living-space', 'Sleeping/Loving-space') and a Shitter.
Altern-a-chick:"Come see my new 'Space', I just moved in."
Me:"Do you mean your apartment?"
Altern-a-chick:"No, my 'Space'"
Me:"No"
Me:"Do you mean your apartment?"
Altern-a-chick:"No, my 'Space'"
Me:"No"
by -30- May 07, 2005
by swat1975 August 31, 2008
(v) An act or instance of blowing someone or something out an airlock or cargo hold into the vacuum of space. (i.e. to jettison).
Usually refers to executing a person or creature by exposure to hard vacuum in space, though can also refer to dumping cargo into space as well.
Usually refers to executing a person or creature by exposure to hard vacuum in space, though can also refer to dumping cargo into space as well.
The terrorists will space their hostages if their demands are not met.
We must space our cargo so our ship can be more maneuverable.
We must space our cargo so our ship can be more maneuverable.
by Lutrian February 17, 2004
by Mid-sized German girl November 28, 2004
Commander! You’ve rained on my glorious parade. For this, I’m sending everything I’ve got at you, but I won’t let you have the satisfaction of capturing me. I’m escaping to the ONE place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism
*trying not to laugh*
SPACE!
*trying not to laugh*
SPACE!
by Texting Error April 04, 2020
by Anglotard August 25, 2021
1. (n) The empty portion in your head where your brain is supposed to be.
2. (n) The word to used to describe the universe or out above the earth's atmosphere.
3. (n) An area between something that is usually empty.
4. (v) To have a blank look on one's face as if retarded.
2. (n) The word to used to describe the universe or out above the earth's atmosphere.
3. (n) An area between something that is usually empty.
4. (v) To have a blank look on one's face as if retarded.
1. Bill has a lot of space between his ears.
2. I wish I could kick your ass into space.
3. You should get that space between your teeth fixed Billy Bob.
4. When Jim was asked what his name was, all he could do is just space.
2. I wish I could kick your ass into space.
3. You should get that space between your teeth fixed Billy Bob.
4. When Jim was asked what his name was, all he could do is just space.
by Anonymous September 09, 2003