Spoodge

semen, ejaculatory substance

The guy spoodged all over the place

by Jay July 1, 2003

spodge

1. A substance that is projected from the penis, it is often aimed towards a face, The crotch region of the female and in an anal opening.
2. A lubricating substance used on Jack's Car

1. 'look at that spodge on the wall next to your computer.
2. 'looks like thats gonna need some spodge

by HotHotJism April 23, 2004

Aste spoodgemante

Giving a guy a BJ (blowjob)while using your hand to help things along, right as he is about to blow his wad use your thumb to partially cover the opening (creating the effect one would on a garden hose). If done correctly and after some practice you can aim for different areas of the face; eye, nose, mouth. I recommend eye. Kick him in the shin and you have the angry pirate affect.

"Watch out for Helen, I heard she likes Aste Spoodgemante."

by Dabether May 15, 2006

Spoodge Worthy

To be "spoodge worthy" is to meet the standards (individually, based on personal preferences) to which an ejaculation could, and most likely would, take place.

Your mom is hot and definitely spoodge worthy.

by MissMisunderstoodKansas September 4, 2015

Skoodgee

Pronounced》 'skood'-'gee'
Belly Jelly, soft slighty loose midsection, Fluffy, cuddly, shnugg, cloud like, heavenly comfy, soft,

I have this kingsize thermal sleeping bag when you slip inside it's so warm n skoodgee like a bath full of milky way fluffy guts.

by DUBLDZ August 30, 2019

Scodge

Someone who naturally is very beautiful inside and out. They are selfless, and the best friend you could ever ask for.

What's there not to like about Scodge? He's the kindest person ever!

by The Grunt Carstle June 3, 2020

Sodge

A misogynist

Johnathon: Fuck bro, men are just better than chicks at everything
Steve: Don't be a sodge

by BigQ10232 June 15, 2022