Somalian Dick Salmon

Someone or something that exhibits oddness, lack of hygiene, foreign nature, general sliminess, or a combination of them all.

Damn, Ms. Lopez is a Somalian Dick Salmon. You can smell it.

by InShnawWeTrust February 20, 2011

Somalian Sun Dial

When you anally fuck a women, jizz in her ass, lay her face down, ass up, and let the jizz dry. Once jizz is dry, pour some gun powder in her ass and mix it with the dried jizz. Then snort the mixture of future generations and explosives.

Man 1: Hey Bro, you tired yet?

Man 2: No Man, I've been up for 15 days from The Somalian Sun Dial.

by Sean139 October 23, 2007

Somalian Rocket

After having hardcore anal sex and performing a donkey punch on your mate, grab them, and throw them head first through the nearest window, regardless of what floor you're on.

I've had a broken neck since i received a somalian rocket from my boyfriend.

by idropkickhelicopters August 19, 2011

Somalian throat fuck

The act of inserting feces in ones mouth followed by pelvic penis thrusts down ones throat.

Oh man that girl was a freak i even gave her the somalian throat fuck

by Greasyjim1015 June 22, 2018

Somalian Lawnmower

1) The act of biting ones gouch and/or taint hair off and chewing in an erotic fasion

2) The act of pouring a sweet, thick liquid such as syrup on a partner's genetalia and extracting the substance carefully with ones teeth

"Robyn has a few pubes in her teeth, but I bet Scott liked that Somalian lawnmower."

by Hammer and Sickle May 21, 2006

Somalian Sidewinder

when a female is getting plundered in the anus in the reverse cowgirl position by a man of heavy african decent(somalian). He takes the female and spins her around on his member resulting in prefuse blood loss.... (sidewinder).

Dude... Jamal gave that bitch the somalian sidewinder. The next day he had to burn the sheets because of all the blood.......

by Poon Toon April 10, 2008

Somalian Kiwi

The act of buying a dead body from Somalian pirates and using the body as a punching bag for a couple weeks. After a while, the flesh will rot away and black and brown bruises will form. In the end, the body will look like a kiwi, green with black dots all over it.

Son: Bro just bought this dead chick.

Dad: Cool son lets make her a Somalian kiwi as a bonding experience.

by Widened.urethra January 8, 2018