sally the salmon

a fucking salmon

also fucked a man who blew up a country then died then came back (yeah hes jesus or something) and has a furry son names fundy

"Hey Sally the Salmon!"
*fish noises*

by scientificRoadkill July 21, 2021

salmon pack

A 15-pack of Vancouver island's own Lucky Lager beer. Thus named for the conspicuous fisherman wielding a large salmon on the side of the 15-pack box. Phrase first originated in Duncan BC.

Just caught me a salmon pack from the liquor store, lets go fishin

by gearhead12 July 24, 2009

Burgeoning Salmon

When the lonely fisherman lays himself supine in the river amongst the migrating fishes and allows the grizzlies to paddle his canoe.

Whilst searching for the False Celery in the mountains, the pupil found Nirvana performing the Burgeoning Salmon for a group of Belgian tourists.

by boatbutter August 10, 2006

kurapika😳is🏃 ♂️now✨🌊drowning🌊✨in😁an🐸indescibibal💋emptiness❤*HAPPY GUITAR SOLO*🎸

An internet meme from a well-known anime, Hunter X Hunter. Gain fame in TikTok. Mainly used in cursed HxH TikTok memes.

A: Hey how are you feeling today?
B: kurapika😳is🏃 ♂️now✨🌊drowning🌊✨in😁an🐸indescibibal💋emptiness❤*HAPPY GUITAR SOLO*🎸

by ichozuku December 11, 2020

Aisle Salmon

The act of moving in the opposite direction of everyone else using the aisle. While they can be spotted in any type of aisle, they are frequently seen on airlines during loading and deplaning.

Did you see the 'aisle salmon' trying to work his way back five rows to get a roller bag our of the overhead while everyone was trying to get off the plane?

by SkynSea April 27, 2009

Solo Aviators Division

Masturbating in an airplane when above one mile high.

Jenny didn't manage do join the mile high club, but she did join the Solo Aviators Division!

by I'mAnonymous October 3, 2009

Salmon Shit

A shit that comes back up into the toilet bowl after being flushed much like the wild salmon swims against the current to return home.

"Dude, why didn't you flush?"

"I did! It must have been a salmon shit that swam back upstream."

by HoneyGetMyBelt October 19, 2020